do u think anybody ever goes to ur blog and says god damn i wanted that url
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
I took this part from the lego movie because it actually really motivates me and I figured I’d share it
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
oh yes grass run for your lives
don’t worry leo at least mcdonalds still loves you
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
I’m giving up Tumblr for Lent so I’m setting up a queue. will miss y’all just know that i’m not inactive ok
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
Don’t fuck it up, Jean.
we’ll see creation come undone.
these bones that bound us will be gone.
we’ll stir our spirits ‘til we’re one.
then soft as shadow’s we’ll become.
i’ve never sobbed so hard while listening to a song.
you’ve done it, porter. i’ve never supported any other artist in my life as much as you. your album will take us all to vast, beautiful places (or i guess, WORLDS) no one has ever travelled to.
thank you for making such incredible music. and thank you for being who you are.